This is what Obama is really saying between all the lines of BS:
"Fellow hopeful Palestinians, while I understand discrimination being a child of a mix-raced couple and while I do actually believe Palestine should be a state, I also have to think of myself, I mean, my country.
See, I have this big election thing coming up in about a year, and not only do I think I might not get AIPAC's money, the Democratic Party might disown me if I make all other Democratic candidates lose out on this money too. Do you know what it's like to be disowned by those that are your own? Oh right, I guess you do - the whole Arab 'oh yeah we're totally on your side Palestine, except when we're using you for our own personal gain' thing.
So you get it right? I'm just looking out for my re-election and fellow Dems. Plus, you guys have waited what? Like sixty years? What's a few more? Just wait until after I get re-elected and then I can totally be all 'woooo Palestine! Yeah!'
Plus, Israel is like our best friend from kindergarten that is still hanging out with us high school even though they're not quite so cool anymore. It's like, we have these parents that are expecting us to just hang out all the time, but we're really trying to just be friends with the cool new kids named Egypt and Tunisia, but this childhood friend just won't leave us alone! It's sooo irritating.
You'd think they'd get the hint after awhile. Especially after the Cairo speech where I was trying to make it as clear as possible I was soooo over Tel Aviv.
Anywhoo, I know you guys will understand. So no hard feelings right that I'm not going to allow the US to vote to allow you to have a state? I mean, we all know you already are a de facto state anyway, what's the big deal if the UN doesn't recognize you? The UN is going down the tubes anyway, it really ain't no thang to be "recognized" by them anyway.
You will always be Palestine in our hearts. Plus, it's the thought that counts really and I have plenty of those."
"Fellow hopeful Palestinians, while I understand discrimination being a child of a mix-raced couple and while I do actually believe Palestine should be a state, I also have to think of myself, I mean, my country.
See, I have this big election thing coming up in about a year, and not only do I think I might not get AIPAC's money, the Democratic Party might disown me if I make all other Democratic candidates lose out on this money too. Do you know what it's like to be disowned by those that are your own? Oh right, I guess you do - the whole Arab 'oh yeah we're totally on your side Palestine, except when we're using you for our own personal gain' thing.
So you get it right? I'm just looking out for my re-election and fellow Dems. Plus, you guys have waited what? Like sixty years? What's a few more? Just wait until after I get re-elected and then I can totally be all 'woooo Palestine! Yeah!'
Plus, Israel is like our best friend from kindergarten that is still hanging out with us high school even though they're not quite so cool anymore. It's like, we have these parents that are expecting us to just hang out all the time, but we're really trying to just be friends with the cool new kids named Egypt and Tunisia, but this childhood friend just won't leave us alone! It's sooo irritating.
You'd think they'd get the hint after awhile. Especially after the Cairo speech where I was trying to make it as clear as possible I was soooo over Tel Aviv.
Anywhoo, I know you guys will understand. So no hard feelings right that I'm not going to allow the US to vote to allow you to have a state? I mean, we all know you already are a de facto state anyway, what's the big deal if the UN doesn't recognize you? The UN is going down the tubes anyway, it really ain't no thang to be "recognized" by them anyway.
You will always be Palestine in our hearts. Plus, it's the thought that counts really and I have plenty of those."
